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Originally written in 2009, I finally decided to record it today in 2015. It's a personal favorite among Janet's song, but the hair in her music video inspired the parody.
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Track by Recisio (w/permission), Lyrics by BA Dave
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Sun Jul 26, 2015
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Originally written in 2009, I finally decided to record it today in 2015. It's a personal favorite among Janet's song, but the hair in her music video inspired the parody. I can't imagine anyone willingly having their hair look like that, I mean it seriously is like Matrix Spires on her head dyed like Pippy Longstocking hair, but hard in several random directions. . .love you Janet but I couldn't help it.
Lyrics
Hair got long so I headed to a salon
something's wrong cause ev'ryone around me's laughing
They all just started laughing

Turns out most of my hair is gone
What is left
It Shoots straight out in five different directions
It just might hurt you ah no

I will never go back there my friend
I hope this doesn't start a new trend, baby
never trust that one again 'cause

Every strand is red
Like I bled all week
and these pony tails
Don't look right you'll see
Watch out or he might
Make your fam'ly freak
Wish that damn barber
hadn't worked on me

(No never again ooh )
He made brand new split ends
(No never again ooh )
I think he cut my head
(No Never again ooh)
I stood out in the crowd
(No Never again ohh)
I'll try someone new

So I tried someone new the very next week
I passed out
When I woke my hair had bright blue spikeys
Thick rock hard bright blue spikeys
I stood up and I heard someone
Scream in pain
They touched me and now they are bleeding badly
They shouldn't have touched the spikeys

I tried to wash it again
Then I tried to mix blonde colors in lordy
as I tried lost my fingers and limbs cause

My head it now glows
Like a Christmas Tree
Colors fill the air
Makes me look crazy
Like a disco light
My head shines brightly
It's like a Skittles bag
Exploded on me

(How did this happen ooh )
The spikes were nailed in
(How did this happen ooh )
It gives off quite a stench
(How did this happen ooh)
Wanted something bold
(How did this happen ooh)
This ain't what I meant!

Took a razor like Britney straight to my head
The damn thing broke the police said it's a weapon
Yes my hair is now a weapon

What I'd do just to have my hair
Back again
My head is feeling really heavy lately
I need a hack saw frankly

Tried ev'ry knife I own
Sandpaper's too weak
Dulled it with my hair
I'll try gasoline
Do you have a light
Flames are burning heat
Thought I might be scarred
Bad hair's still on me