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First new release in a very long time (years) is a parody of Gaga's huge hit Bad Romance about someone's inability at dance.
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Below Average Dave (lyrics)
2015 Below Average Dave

Sun May 10, 2015
Comedy : Parody
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» highest in charts:   # 10   (20,449 songs currently listed in Comedy)
» highest in sub-genre:   # 3   (2,208 songs currently listed in Comedy > Parody)
About the song
Written as a light poke at my own lack of dance abilities and then brought to heights that even I can handle. Lady Gaga's Bad Romance just fit it so well and as a fan, felt like the right song to bring here.
Up, Down, Left, Right, Left
Jump, Split, Heart Pump Chest
Slide, Slide, Shake the rest
I just cannot dance

Step, Step, move my hip
Robot, do the twist
Up, Down, slap my wrist
I just cannot dance

Can't do the tango
I fall on my knees
and when I mambo
people point and they tease
I step on toes
Ouch Ouch Ouch
I step on toes

No Macarena
Cannot Chicken Dance
And the Electric Slide makes me rip my pants
It's kinda sad
It's really sad

You know I've got no groove
I have really bad moves