Below Average Dave - Pledge for Glory

Title:	Pledge for Glory
Artist:	Below Average Dave    +155 songs
Genre:	Comedy : Parody
Store:	0.75 single

This is the first single from the upcoming album "Modern Mayhem" taking a comical exhausting approach to the uses for the polishing leading Pledge against GaGa's hit single Edge of Glory

» highest in charts:   # 9   (21,148 songs currently listed in Comedy)
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There is a way that you can make your shelves all glow
So bright, yeah baby
So bright, yeah baby
I got a cheap spray that is safe around your home that's right

Yeah you can use it on wood, laminate and chrome
It shines yeah baby,
It shines yeah baby,
Even on leather, plastic, and smooth marble stone alright

After the dust gets brushed
no rush, so nice that you'll blush
It's gonna shine at you, to the ledge it's true
Yes this will soon past the whtie glove

Give me some Pledge for glory,
Yes I use this product weekly it's true
Using some Pledge for glory
And I'm gonna make it shiny like new
I will use Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
I will use Pledge for Glory
And next I may use it on my new shoes
Leather likes Pledge it's true

Another scrub, and then we'll hit the other side,
Must shine, yeah baby
Must shine, yeah baby
I've got some Pledge for ev'ry table in our sight tonight
That's Right, That's Right

Wooden lamp shades and televisions or fan blades
Let's wipe, yeah baby
Let's wipe, yeah baby
and it won't hurt if we overshine ain't no shame
Tonight
That's right, That's right

Windex may clean as such
To crush the dirt you'll brsuh
but still I will turn to, to the Pledge it's true
So we can make it shine and buff

I'll grab the Pledge for glory
And I'm gonna use it often for you
Apply some Pledge for Glory
and we can use it on the patio too
Just grab some pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
We'll use some Pledge for glory
And It helps that it smells lemony too
I'll use some Pledge for you

I'll use some Pledge for you

I'll use some Pledge for you

Let's grab some Pledge for glory
And we'll use it on the bath-tub to boot
Just use some Pledge for Glory
Yes you've gotta make it blingy don't you
Just grab the Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
I'll use the Pledge for Glory
It's use is all over the room
I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true

I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true

I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true

I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true