Below Average Dave - Fractured

Title:	Fractured
Artist:	Below Average Dave    +155 songs
Genre:	Comedy : Parody
Store:	0.75 single     4.99 album

A tribute to Hockey using the first main stream rap hit as the target track

» highest in charts:   # 18   (21,116 songs currently listed in Comedy)
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Ever wondered how tough you have to be to be a hockey player??? Look no further than how hurt some of the players who DON'T go on the IR get in a game. I've seen people have teeth knocked out, bloodied face, and even one (who no doubt played in the back of my mind when writing this one) who broke a rib but stayed in the game

Bones are blown
Breaking and I moan
Fell this weekend
I am frail at most

Crawl, oh crawl
Cannot feel my thighs
Still I'm playing hockey
Banged each night,
I'm Fractured

Sacked my back
I can feel it crack
Teeth are falling
as the sticks go 'WHACK'

Tape to tape
Please Don't hit me dude!
I don't think he's stopping
Used my head for ice mopping
I'm fractured

Wasn't ready
Now, on the ice I lie
Still fans waving
Yes, waving so kind
Cash is fun, cash-it rules
Cashe' is cool
Oh yes it's true
And I go plop
I drop
Take shots, make the goalie flop
And the crowd always roars
And that's each time I score
And each game's so tight
And it's loaded with fights
And we want the crown
Stanley come to town!
And now I show you all my scars
And it's all in good fun
And hey we won
And although my head
Is still bleeding red
Oh then the summer at the bars
I can't drink that much, I'm healing scars
Fixed my phalanges, carpals too
Fibula--please help me dude
The pain won't stop
I keep on healing scars
Oh man there's always scars
I lay down at night, I can't go far
Hurts from head to feet
Ear to ear
From week to week
Bun to Bun
Tan to tan
and brow to brow
I'm still in woe
But I'll heal all the scars
This hockey star
Can't walk too far
from hall to hall
Sore, so sore
Fall and fall
I cannot stand all and all
Fractured!

Please cure
What's endured
On the ice OY!
My veins in pain
Feeling slain
Some think that I am insane
Please don't stick CHOP!
All you Damn rough jocks

No longer plea
Won't get mercy
Just watch or I may break your knees
'Cause I'm sick of all the scars
and seeing stars
When your knees are gone
I showed my brawn, gave you a chase
and then you went and fell down on your rookie face
And I won't stop
And you will drop
Just be tough
Red hot
'Cause I healed my scars
Now you'll see stars
and I'll go far
The Stanley Cup sits in my car
WHASSUP!