A retrospective epic tale of a nine year olds relationship with a Plastic Doll.

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Songs have to be about something. This one is about something weird. Not autobiographical, BTW.....

V1
Sneak down the hall while my sister's about
Ignore the sign on the door that says 'all boys keep out'
open the box that holds my boyhood desire
dressed up in her pool side summer attire


V2
Pose her in every possible style
Stop and admire each pose for a while
failing to keep my urges suppressed
to take a peek underneath that white sun dress.

Chorus.....

She's my perfect plastic playmate from Malibu
She might not be real, but I know what I'd do
For the girl of my dreams in a pink corvette, I fall
She's my Barbie Doll

V3
Take her back to my bedroom at night
hidden within a bag full of boys delights
I've never even kissed a real girl before
but tonight Barbie and I will explore

Chorus.

Bridge:

Santa please leave sis' A second Barbie under the tree,
To help complete my pre-teen fantasy

Chorus

She's my perfect plastic playmate from malibu
Keep G.I. Joe and Ken away, no other man will do
Asks for nothing from me, but gives to me her all

She's my Barbie Doll

My Barbie Doll

My Barbie Doll