The Holy Revival of The Dawgawn NU-S.A.

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The past 6 years of Compassionate Conservatism have been loads of fun.
How come no one's laughing?

CHIKIN MILK By J.BRAYTON

NOW THE ROOSTER’S GIVEN MILK,
AND THE HENS IS GETTING’ LAID
EVERYBODIES HAPPY IN THE NEW S. A.
IT KICKS LIKE WHISKEY, TASTES LIKE LEMONADE (X2)
CHIKIN MILK FER SALE-COME GET YOU SOME
GOD BLESS AMERICA, THY WILL BE DONE
CHIKIN MILK FER SALE- IT’S SPECIALLY MADE
RIGHT HERE IN THE NEW S.A.

STONED LIDDLE RANCHER
OUT HERE SELLIN’ CHIKIN MILK AND THEY’RE BUYIN’ IT
HE GOTTA WAY WITH WORDS AND THEY GOTTA PREDISPOSITIONAL
NEED FER TRYIN IT

YEP- THEY QUEUEIN’ UP OUT ON PENNSYLVANIA STREET
INSIDE THE BELTWAY TEST MARKET WASHINGTON DEE-CEE

CHIKIN MILK-SPECIALLY MADE
KICKS LIKE WHISKEY
TASTES LIKE LEMONADE
DRINK IT IN THE DESERT SUN
YOU’LL SWEAR YER IN THE SHADE
MADE RIGHT HERE IN THE NEW S.A.

IT’S A WEAPON OF MASS LACTATION

STONED LIDDLE FARMER
THASS WHAT I SAID
HE GOTTA FOOLPROOF MARKETING PLAN IN HIS HEAD

CHIKIN MILK FER SALE
C’MON N SING ALONG
BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK
YEP I LOVE THE BEAT OF THAT SONG
THAT AIN’T BLOOD IN THE SAND
IT’S A TOMATO SAUCE STAIN
IT’S A CHIKIN MILK IN-SPIRED WHITE TORNADO
AND A NUKE-U-LUR RAIN(X4)

HE’S A UNITER,NOT A DIVIDER (X2)
HE’S THE DECIDER

STONED LIDDLE RANCHER SWEARS HE’S
A TEXAS BOY FROM NEW HAVEN
BORN N’ BRED IN TEXAS, AIN’T MISBEHAVEN
STONED LIDDLE RANCHER,DONE HIS DADDY PROUD
WHOLE FAMILY’S FROM MAINE
BUT SEE HE’S A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN
FROM WAY-Y DOWN SOUTH

CHIKIN MILK FER SALE-COME GET YOU SOME
GOD BLESS AMERICA,THY WILL BE DONE(X2)
KICKS LIKE WHISKEY, TASTES LIKE LEMONADE (X2)
DRINK ALL YOU WANT, MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
IT’S SPECIALLY MADE-RIGHT HERE IN THE NEW S.A.

C’MON Y’ALL- LETS ALL SING ALONG TO
THAT STONED LIDDLE RANCHER’S
CHICKIN MILK SONG.(BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK BLUCK) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED