Save the Christians

Spoken: Who will save us

from the Christians?

The Lions would have.

In that sense,

Christianity is really

Just a failure of the

Roman Sierra Club.

Hunters speared the lions in Italy

and made way for the Xmas tree

Born of a virgin, JC rose into heaven

and now can be eaten as a cracker

30 millions species; One kind of believer

By the hand of god he’s naturally
selected

His thoughts are clear

of Neitzsche and Mendel

and his h.s. education

His prayers are simple

His ideas are fossils

Religions don’t evolve

Biblical high-tech

was a wheel that revolved

It’s clear to me

how the christians appeared in 100 AD

Fully realized, anatomically

B/c they took a leap of faith

they renounce the Great Leap Forward

The bloody absurdity of
Deuternomy

A saviour who says okay to slavery


B/c the lions were gone in Greece and Italy

Spoken: Christians like prayer

Lions like prey

Small and simple in a small little blanket

Hold your finger out and Jesus will take it

Asses and wise men gather round

Wash his feet; Nail them down

The Babylonians gave

Europe beer, but the pope got us hopped up

on the crusades with fear

And so the Children’s War

drowned faithful and poor

It could have been avoided

if the lions had eaten more

The Spanish Inquisition

Manifest Destiny

the Christians and the lion’s

responsibility

Like a child, no difference

between wishing and believing

He doesn’t need medicine or science

he accepts faith healing

He wants to fulfill every jot of the bible

Genesis says smite nature

Deuteronony, all rivals

The finger on the button

doesn’t point to reason

The voters voted

for their religion

Small and simple cradle on a table

under a manger or a stable


Unable to utter a true word

this little baby is cause for concern

It’s clear to me

how the christians appeared in 100 AD

B/c the lions were gone in Greece and Italy

The baby cries hungry

someone shake it

Send out the hunters to feed it

Where are the lions to feed it?

Take me out to the Coliseum

Take me out to the feast

But seriously

Who’s going to save us from the believers

Allah? Jesus?

Now that all the lions are gone?

And the other animals are leaving too?