A parody of 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin....Recorded by the talented Below Average Dave...a song about a not-so-happy day.

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[WEDDING PLANNER]
The wedding march
Begins to play
You're feeling sick
You're gonna spray

[DINO]
When you're due to be wed, you may be filled with dread
Matrimonay!
You proposed after sex, now she actually expects
Matrimonay!
She makes plans: honeymoon in France, no more one night stands
So one ev'ning you tell 'er
"This is mad! Look at Jen and Brad, and your mom and dad
Liz Burton's many fellers"

She replies with a smirk, "I'm expecting, you jerk!"
You shout, "NO WAY!"
And her catholic folks know some sizable blokes
With crowbars
Your expression is glum, coz you'd rather bull-run
In Pamplonay
Chapel's booked, goose is cooked; like a flounder, you're hooked
Matrimonay!

[PRIESTS]
Wedding dress trimmed with lace is as white as your face
Matrimonay!
[DINO]
Nein! Non! No! Nay!
[GROOMSMEN]
And the bridesmaids she chose: either obese or ho's
Oh, if onl-ay
[DINO]
Yeah, if onl-ay
You had checked, condom was intact, promise you'd retract
Coz you're weak-willed and yeller
[PHOTOGRAPHER]
Really yeller! Yeller feller!
[DINO]
Sure, she'd cry: but you wouldn't dierunning from some guy
Who is built like Godzilla
[BIG GUY]
I'm Godzilla!

[FATHER OF THE BRIDE]
It's her fairytale day, but it's you who must pay
[DINO]
Get a loan, eh?
[BRIDE]
Get a loan! Yay!
[DINO]
The bank manager said your cre-dit's in the red
[BANK MANAGER]
Real tough luck
[DINO]
So a loan from her pop (who's a wiseguy) will stop
Broken bones, say
[WISEGUYS]
From Fat Ton-ay!
[DINO]
See the schmuck in a tux who has run out of luck;
Matrimonay!