Sinners! The kingdom of heaven is yours for the discount price of $59.99 (including tax)!

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Load up on God...send some cash
We've special bargains for white trash
Don't feel ignored...Praise The Lord!
I'll take all that you can afford

Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, blank checks, amen
Amen, amen, amen

Feelin' cruddy? Need salvation?
Come on, buddy...big donation!
Gonna bless the...congregation
Coz they pay for...my vacation
Yeah!

I'll raise my voice, do a dance
Beelzebub's got no chance
And though I preach sin and hellfire
I'm gettin' off with half the choir

Amen, amen, teen sex, amen
Amen, gay men, big pecs, gay men
Amen, gay men, teen sex, amen
Gay men, gay men, amen

If you're strugglin'...with temptation
Or you're hooked on...masturbation
Out-of-wedlock....impregnation?
You don't need the aggravation
Slutty bimbos...drunken winos
Don't despair-o...pay dinero!
Yeah!!

Now you've been bad, and you can't sleep
God won't forgive you if you're cheap
That Mastercard will do just fine
Hard sell; no hell, but peace of mind

Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, blank checks, amen
Amen, amen, amen

Drugs and gamblin'...fornication!
We could skip the...condemnation
Screw your childrens'...graduation
And your sick wife's...medication
My casino...down in Reno
Has no cash flow...big problem-o!
You're a liar?
Gay desire?
Price goes higher
I require
Funds to buy-ah
New attire
And church spire
That hellfire
It'll fry yahhhhhhhhh..