An irate Comcast cable customer dials the wrong number and leaves an obscene voicemail.

Funniest moment?

22 -- muther f8king -- dollars is the funniest, because it's the first and most unexpected of a stream on nonsensical obsenities.
I like that the 22 is immaterials. It's the DOLLARS, the currency itself and not the amount that receives the obsenity.
That's a compound modifer straight from the 'hood.
If we were to diagram that, muther f8king would need to be hyphenated.
because it's a compound modifer, modifying dollars.

Lemme tell you one BLEEP thing Shannon,

Don't call me 'bout no BLEEP 22 dollars

My bill was a hundred and 32 dollars and 30 cents

I pay it all up 'cept 22 BLEEP in' dollars

And you gonna worry me about 22 muther BLEEP in' dollars?

The bill is ninety-something dollars!

When I get my disability check,

I will be in to pay the whole ninety-something dollars.

Up until that, don't BLEEP with me no mo, you know?

See, ya'll got peoples in a bind till we gotta get cable

'Cause-a that BLEEPin' box,

But ya'll about the nastiest literate bi***es I ever seen.

What the BLEEP is 22 dollars when I pay my BLEEP bills all the time?

Don't BLEEPin' bother me!

Please, don't BLEEP with me cause you don't wanna be BLEEPed up with me.

Ya'll, ya'll, ya'll

Ya'll BLEEPin' rip-offers.


An irate Comcast cable customer dials the wrong number and leaves an obscene voicemail.

"Listen here Shannon, you dont worry me about no 22 mfin dollars."