This is a ridiculous song recorded for our friend Christina. It takes longer to listen to the song than it did to write it. The tune is actually kinda fun.

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It's our friend Christina's birthday, and Chris decided, spur of the moment, to write a song for the occasion. Chris has been singing the birthday song to people in this weird Bobcat Goldthwait meets Barney from the Simpsons with added delirium voice for several years, and has developed a kind of character around the voice. The song is his.

It's Christina's birthday!
We're gonna celebrate!
We're gonna go to Berkeley!
It's gonna be al-rate(?)!

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There's too much cake!
So much cake! (etc.)

It's X-ina's birthday!
Sometimes we spell it with an X
But not like a porno X
Uh, that line didn't rhyme

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