Mark Rakes - Lazy Brain (Parody of Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train")

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We were just sitting around after practice drinking, and I showed Gary some lyrics that I'd written as a Parody of Crazy Train. We decided to re-write it and make it about Ozzy himself, so we did. So the next day we laid down the tracks and put it together. This is only a Parody. ~Mark

“Lazy Brain” – Mark & Gary Rakes
copyright 2003, Mark Rakes & Gary Rakes
(Parody of Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne)

Hazy, but that’s how it goes
Millions of brain cells, dying in droves
Spacey, my mind is on call
Dropped more hits of acid than Andy Warhol
Liquor is a weakness
Done too much cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain

(Let’s smoke)

Got kicked out of Sabbath
‘Cause Dio’s so cool
But now I’m on prime time
And playing the fool
Sharon’s got me conditioned, yeah she’s in control
She’s wearing the pants now, or so I’ve been told
Uppers are a weakness
Downers and cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain

I know that something’s going wrong with me
Keep flashing back to sixty-three. Yeah

My liver is done for
My mind has succumbed
Can’t recall my last tour
I hope I had fun
Ozzy, I think that’s my name
If you can’t understand me, the drugs are to blame
Liquor is a weakness
Done too much cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain