Just add water!

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Water it Down Glynne Davies

It’s binge drinking Britain, alcoholic proof
Too strong for the people, especially the youth
So add plenty of water, the scam will be missed
Big profits from water, from those who get pissed

Ch.
Too strong by far, not what you need
A lower strength now, is what they plead
Sell less Calories, profits good for the town
Take lashings of water, and Water it Down.

Why sell meat when you can sell H2O
Inject water it into the meat they’ll never know
Less meat for your pound that’ll help with your pounds
So reduce peoples weight and Water it Down.

Use a flavour enhancer, salt, to boost up the taste
Then add twice as much water to reduce dieters waist
The instant calorie reducer, that’s corporation pop
Higher profits, add more water, but when will it stop.

For ultimate profits, lets sell water neat
Water in a bottle, Oh that’s surely a treat
Almost free from a tap, so lets sex it up
No calorie mobile liquid nectar, to put in your cup

Now there’s money flowing into every bank
Although there’s a water shortage in every tank
Were running out of water say MPs with a frown
Well, take lashings of water and Water it Down.