A song of love or lust, or is it. Kelvin joins me on Whistle.

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The theme is obvious or is it
The idea came from a joke I heard

Will it Hurt Glynne Davies

She whispered 'will it hurt me?'
'Of course it wont' said he
First time is the worst you know
But you’ll be safe with me
She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had It before'
My friend has had it several times
and said it can be sore

Ch.
Think of England, lay back and close your eyes
Take no notice what your parents say, just dream and fanaticise

His probing was rather painful,
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting now, quite a bit,
it must have been the size
'Calm yourself' he whispered,
his face filled with a grin'
'Try and open wider, love
so I can get it in'

'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss,
Feeling it deep within her now
Ou! 'I'm glad I'm having this'
And then the final effort
she gave a frightened shout
He grabbed it in anguish
and quickly pulled it out

She lay back quite contented,
sighed, and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now,
you made it worth my while'
Now if you heard correctly
the dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind !!