Demo recorded at Survival Studios Acton 27/07/03. A wankers song!

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Handcream, Vaseline, rubbergloves!??!!?

Up all night
I'm gona spend the next day in bed,
Up so high
The whole damn bank is in the red,
You really really really interest me,
But you don't come interest free,
You took a signed cheque book
Now ya - checked me out.

My statements clear
I've ran in for you
The Red Maria,
If you're so sincere
Why am I so in arrears,
It's Fiscal Fornication,
or is it my imagination,
That you're the type of girl
That - breaks the bank,
I'm gona spend all my money on myself
and have a wank, gona have a wank, I'm gona have a wank, have a wank.

She’s alright but now I gota start being tight,
Brought her drinks all night but I never brought myself a good time.
I really really really like a f***,
But I don’t want to be bankrupt,
I had a fist full of dollars now I wack one off.

My statements clear
I've ran in for you
The Red Maria,
If you're so sincere
Why am I so in arrears,

It's Fiscal Fornication,
or is it my imagination,
That you're the type of girl
That - breaks the bank,
I'm gona spend all my money on myself
and have a wank
Hand cream
Gona have a wank
Vasaline
Gona have a wank
Rubber gloves
Have a wank