Sailing to Jamaica south,
Bilge spewing from my nose and mouth,
Knuckles bleeding and my face is numb,
All I need -- another shot of rum.

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.

Sloshing to the fore and aft,
Gonna launch a sneak attack:
Shock and awe, me fine maties,
Searching for pirate booty.

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.

Nothing but revenge on my brain --
Rock you like a hurricane.
Choking down pretzels with rum,
Puking up on the constitution.

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.

O Captain! My Captain!
Your mission accomplished nothing!
You were drinking with your rich friends;
Now our good ship is sinking!

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.

O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Morgan -- oh, oh-oh-oh.