a western ballad of sorts

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theres a house on a hill
near a creek running dry
if you sidle by too close
you risk a bullet in the eye

on a tree hangs a pretty swing for the ladies
and a trench cos he's not very tall
cos he's a little man with a big gun
and the women adore him
he can fire 20 bullets through his bum

ooh ah eeh ah
yip yip etc.

he wears a tall hat for his stature
when he enters the saloon big men run
with a wink and a smile
he'll split a twig from a mile

he's a ten gallon guy
with a big gun