cash only, love

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put your brush into my pot
and i will make the tea dear
how'd you like to lay my lino
and stick your tongue inside my ear?

when you've finished the extension
i'm sure you've got one of your own
i can see you've got a mobile
i'd rather use your dictophone...

builders come and go
housewives go and come
but this ever-rising builder
has a reputation second to none.

i've got a faulty bit of plumbing
and some purple bubble bath
lets run around the garden naked
and give the neighbours quite a laugh

they say you're nothing but a cowboy
and you're charging through the nose
lets forget about the grouting
and we'll fix the garden hose

builders come and go
housewives go and come
but this ever-rising builder
has a reputation second to none.

(spoken by builder)
Well, i've had a look around
You've got a bit of dry rot, you've got some wet rot
Fact, i tell you what, you put the kettle on
and make a pot of tea
i'll work out an estimate on the back of my fag packet

this building lark has cost a fortune
i've had to put the car in hock
i wouldn't worry about the money
if i could fix your stop cock

builders come and go
housewives go and come
but this ever-rising builder
has a reputation second to none.

put your brush into my pot
and i will make the tea dear
how'd you like to lay my lino
and stick your tongue inside my ear?