no strings attached

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i wanna be a groovy baby
i wanna dye my hair pink
i want dinner with captain scarlett
find out if he can think

i've got some big red platform boots
to match the captains hair
he bought them for me in a soppy moment
give everyone a laugh

captain scarlett i'm a harlot for you

i want a big padded bra
with flahing coloured lights
three-speed rotating glowing tassles
to thrill the captain at night

pretty handy if he takes me camping
he'll always find the tent
with my brightness to guide the way
and noble sentiment in my tent
with the captain
no strings attached

captain scarlett i'm a harlot for you

(go go with the captain...)

captain scarlett i'm a harlot for you