faded but not forgotten

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i wrote a eurovision hit in the seventies
it's underground now
my english is not a very pretty sight
but i just sing very loud
and people get excited

and like a growling temptress
i seduce them into the next bar
and then i cry

and the drums are a-bing and a-bonking
to the sound of my tapping foot
and the audience are clapping in and out of time
and i don't know where i'm going
my manager says if i sleep with him
he'll give me a happy tune
but my voice won't sing those happy melodies
but a sad song always brings a tear

and the drums are a-bing and a-bonking
to the sound of my tapping foot
and the audience are clapping in and out of time
and i don't know where i'm going
my manager says if i sleep with him
he'll give me a happy tune
but my voice won't sing those happy melodies
oh...

thankyou very much, england!