me trying to be gangsta

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Chorus: dis sh*** aint rap music, this sh*** aint crack music, just flash your colors, cause its gangsta muzik

I came into this rap sh*** with a $5 mic, I dropped my debut album and errythang was alright, received some criticism from some niggaz out derre, sayin dat I rapped off beat, well frankly I don’t care, I make it a point to rap off beat, cause even though I suck, I still got mad bi***es at my feet, I rise above all the hype like a lebron james, more popular dan mike jones and I aint gotta shout my name, im great dane who? (repeat 6x), hit me up 860-983-2325 call this number hella times and you may die, I said 860-983-2325 call this # hella times and you may f***ing die
im the howard stern of rap cause im straight up nasty, im not Picasso but my lyrics sure are krafty, peeps call me chinky damouse cause im crazy for dat chedda, not cheddar cheese, cause that bread would be betta, I hustle for dat dough on da streets of the lox, if crack was a drink, itd be ice on da rocks, I seldom leave my crib cause I aint got sh*** to do, so I watch Disney and catch reruns of winne da pooh, (Winne the Pooh Theme Remix)
if dats not thug I don’t know wat is, im tryna hit a homerun wit my raps, but I swing miss, like Jim Thome last year, but that aint no diss, im tryna make a gangsta song, so wat the f*** is this?, the answer is I really dunno, my raps are like a damned river, cause they don’t flow, imma thugged out rapper, cause I got all da hoes, be like ludacris cause im dropping bows nicca!
what more can I say, yall know imma boss, the way I dominate the game of f***ing ring toss, I put up numbers like a kobe Bryant, drop 81 on yalls asses cause imma giant, Ill post up on the Oline like Jeremy Shockey, when someone threatens me, I get scared and leaf like a tree, im the definition of a true thug, one dat don’t act tough, my idol growin up was scruff mcgruff, Bullying is very bad kids, I suggest you dont do it, he was my idol growing up cause i was the bi***, Im the first one to runaway from my troubles, my world is smaller than that of f***ing a boy in a bubble, im trying to build a solid foundation for my raps, but my words turn to rubble, and just collapse, much like the berlin wall in the eighties, but im going crazy, like imma rabid pitbull rabies,
im the fattest motherf***er in this rap game today, you may think itd be bonecrusher but he died the other day, he ate too many sandwiches and clogged his arteries, he couldn’t follow fabulous and "breathe"
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