Swapan...stop kicking my dog!

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Swapan is f***in crazy....ahhhhpan!....stop kicking my damn dog!!!!!!

I run up in on 7/11 and here we go g, I just wanted to be in and out and get a twinky, but the owner gave me a look like I was crazy, he shouted out “no dogs in here!” and kicked my collie, I asked him to please not kick my dog, he replied “yes yes yes we have a hot dog”, “you want one, 2.25 you must buy”, “we also have great porn mags… just for you guy”, he pulled down a copy of Oprah’s O’ magazine, im like wow holmes, “that’s the ugliest porn mag I’ve seen”, “no thank you, but those hot dogs sure sound nice”, get me the twinky and the hot dog, thatll suffice, the total of my purchase came to 3 dollaz and 1 cent, without breaking a dollar I wanted 1 penny to be lent, so I bent over and grabbed a penny from the blue tray, the f***in owner was in complete utter dismay, so he picked up my collie and kicked him out the door, i bought a pack of bogeys man…just to even the score, I lit one match in effort to burn down his whole store, 1 thang fo show, dat Punjab wont kick my dog no more…