a man and his carnal desire

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back in the 70's while stationed in Washington DC. a friend and i would go watch high school girls get off the school buses for tours of the museums and government buildings. we of course would comment on different parts of the anatomy we found appealing being the sick dogs that we were at that time. i have since sworn off this activity as my daughter is now in her 20's and have taken to learing at older women. the reference to Britney Spears is an update of the song originally it made note of of a staged nude scene of Brooke Shields in a movie about New Orleans prostitutes.

I'm and Old Pervert
jim burgan
©1978

i'm and old pervert
you may ask me why
well i read dirty magazines
and i eat spanish fly
yes i'm and old pervert
don't you know what that means
you got young daughters at home
you better keep them off the street

18 year old girls
turn my emotions loose
i went to the internet
to see Britney Spears nude
but then i'm and old pervert
don't you know what that means
you got young daughters at home
you better keep them off the streets

for oral sex well i'll hold my breath
i go in a rage at loose bouncy breasts
i slobber and shout when i go to burlesque
drives me so crazy feels like cardiac arrest

but then i'm an old pervert
don't you know what that means
you got young daughters at home
you better keep them off the street

(lead riffs)

i'm an old pervert
till the day that i die
with whipped cream and cherries
it beats ma's apple pie
yes i'm and old pervert
don't you know what that means
you got young daughters at home
you better keep them off the streets
you got young daughters at home
you better keep them off the streets

back in the 70's while stationed in Washington DC. a friend and i would go watch high school girls get off the school buses for tours of the museums and government buildings. we of course would comment on different parts of the anatomy we found appealing being the sick dogs that we were at that time. i have since sworn off this activity as my daughter is now in her 20's and have taken to learing at older women. the reference to Britney Spears is an update of the song originally it made note of of a staged nude scene of Brooke Shields in a movie about New Orleans prostitutes.