the internet has put a new spin on romance

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webcams, online meetings, chatrooms, internet dating the inspiration behind the lyrics of this song. a little confession, my wife and i met via a internet dating site. we did date for 3 years prior to marriage but we met on the internet.

Cyberromp
jim burgan
©2/2002

i'm sittin here now late at night
my vga she's lit up bright
i'm gettin ready
ready for a cyberromp
i'm lookin for a mean e-lady
one to drive my keyboard crazy
getting down
doin the a cyberromp

it's gigabytes that make me go
extended ram now oh-oh-oh
come on baby
let's cyberromp
i got a slick mouse
to slip me in
into that chatroom
of sin sin sin
let's get crazy
and go for a cyberromp

i got a forged j-p-g
just for you
with a profile
that'll stick like glue
ain't you ready
ready to cyberromp
i'm overwieght
and i'm gainin fast
but on this network
i'm Hugh Grant
oh i'm ready
ready for a cyberromp

it's gigabytes that make me go
extended ram now oh-oh-oh
come on baby
let's cyberromp
i got a slick mouse
to slip me in
into that chatroom
of sin sin sin
let's get crazy
and go for a cyberromp

my key board's ready
and wound up tight
one handed
i can type
oh baby
i'm ready for a cyberromp
my emotions
are on function keys
when i hit enter
you'll be pleased
gotta get ready
ready for a cyberromp

it's gigabytes that make me go
extended ram now oh-oh-oh
come on baby
let's cyberromp
i got a slick mouse
to slip me in
into that chatroom
of sin sin sin
let's get crazy
and go for a cyberromp

oh baby now
it can't be true
i got a virus now
and i'm losin you
oh i was so ready
ready for a cyberromp
i forgot protection
and i'm so blue
it's over now
i got to reboot
the ain't no
ain't no more cyber romp

i was so ready yeah
oh ready
oh baby
come back to me please
i was ready for a rompin
with you
it can't be true
oh no
my screen is solid
i can't move it no more

webcams, online meetings, chatrooms, internet dating the inspiration behind the lyrics of this song. a little confession, my wife and i met via a internet dating site. we did date for 3 years prior to marriage but we met on the internet.