All five Umpies together on one joyous rock-out. Frumpy, Jumpy Jeez and Auntie Hickory guest with the two dogs.

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Written by Grumpy & Lumpy. Lead shouts by Lumpy. Background shouts by Lumpy, Frumpy, Jumpy and Auntie Hickory. Good guitar by Jumpy Jeez. Bad guitar and general mucking about by Grumpy.

When I woke up this morning I was feeling pretty blue
When I woke up this morning I was feeling pretty blue
I gotta find a woman, if it's the last thing that I do

I went out that evening, I put on my dancin shoes
I went out that evening, I put on my dancin shoes
I ran into a lady, her name was Katmandu

Kat Kat Katmandu
Kat Kat Katmandu
She's a lady named Katmandu
She'll do things even a cat a won't do
Tell me Kitty who you love the most
I wanna be your scratching post

Well we went out together, man we had ourselves a time
Well we went out together, man we had ourselves a time
When she coughed up a furr ball, I knew that lady would be mine

When I scratched behind her ears, man that lady lost control
Yeah when I scratched behind her ears, man you know that lady lost control
She left a present on my pillow, looked something like a tootsie roll

Kat Kat Katmandu, Kat Kat Katmandu
She's a lady named Katmandu
She'll do things even a cat a won't do
She's the jelly, and I'm the toast
She's the reason that I have to boast
Tell me Kitty who you love the most
I wanna be your scratching post

Sometimes I feel
Sometimes I feel
Like I been tied to the scratching post