An ambient nod to my head of Sixth Form's handy notices posted around the Common Room. Only people from my school will understand...

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Okay, so my head of Sixth Form posts these rather funny notices around our Junior Common Room, reminding us of things we're not supposed to do. So I thought I'd write a piece of music with the words from his posters in it, just for fun! Actually it includes a few other things, randomly selected from words in my JCR. And it's all spoken by the Text-To-Speech software that comes with Windows XP!! Musically I put some stuff in the background, including using my own voice as a 'soundfont' in my sequencer...

i) Please do not remove the soft cushions from the chairs
ii) Feed Me! with your litter; don't leave it on the floor

etc...