El Straightedge

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gather round now kiddies these words i speak are true it's a tale of a mislead straightedege and his love of playstation 2 gathered inbetween 2 dudes with a taste for green through every hit and every pass his white eyes turned to red stained glass i'll never drink ill never smoke he muttered in betwen his chokes god above has chose my path mommas warned about his wrath mommas warned about safe sex mommas warned about rednecks mommas warned he dont drink he dont smoke hes been stoned thats no joke on that couch on that night he was high as a kite now center stage the amazing el straightedge on that couch playing pong when in walked a tall bong in the hands of a friend now the games will begin now high atop the death defying tight rope will he fall or will he crawl to the bathroom and lose his popcorn yes hes fine man hes just high and yes hes fine man slowly his mind fades to another time another place a place where maybe hes been beforenow hes nopt hes on the bathroom floor stuck ni a dream where he just cant scream if the coach sees me i'll be off the team can he change all that when he cant get down hey man you alright? yes hes fine he dont drink he dont smoke hes been stoned thats not joke on the couch on that night he was high as a kite hey man you alright yes hes fine man hes just high and it took some time but now hes mine smoking and drinking and shooting and snorting are things he tried to avoid now hes running around delivering pizas for the noid yes hes fine man hes just high man hes just high hes just high hes just high just high just high just high high high....high