a metal song about everything not metal

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i will ride a unicorn to heaven eating cotton candy listening to the supertones i can braind my hair while wearing a dress watching PBS the antique roadshow i'll send richard simmons a hallmark card just to tell him that i think he looks nice my favorite holiday is easter and i've been to dollywood twice RODNEY'S DEMONIC HAMSTER blood and skulls check deception i thik the devil gives them an erection but in their minds they want salvation tough guys don't avoid confrontation they bring that sh*** to every verse when they were ten they worshipped papa smurf i don't want to hear about death and dying if you ain't ever dug no grave you know when we're breathing our last breath we'll probably hope that jesus saves truth is we're all the same inside some of us have more to hide we've all been f***ing terrified and probably cried when a loved one died RODNEYS DEMONIC HAMSTER