I really really like this one! Parental Advisory for Adult Language. ~L

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I really really like this one! Parental Advisory for Adult Language. ~L

The Specialist




If you think that something slipped up somewhere
Something that you can't fix, I'll tell you this
Dial up The Specialist

I'm a fifty year old virgin and I've never once been kissed
I never miss
Dial up The Specialist

I'm right in the rolodex
I'm not what you might expect
A superheroine to be
I show up for work in a pink nightie
I get them all to confess
When I, I lift up my dress
I'll grill 'em till they start to choke
F*** 'em if they can't take a joke

If you think the protocol's so screwed up
You don't know where to begin
Just let me in
On me, Sir, you can depend
I'm a Secret Service Agent with a PhD in Zen
They'll never win; they are all mere mortal men

I'm up on my tippy-toes
I read the breeze with my sniffy nose
I'm everything I'm cracked to be
The worst of the worst are still polite around me
I see what all the rest don't wanna see
Nobody knows about me, hee-hee-hee-hee
I'll have it on your desk by a quarter to three

In the upper right-hand drawer there you'll find
A Very Lovely Miss at the top of your list
Dial up The Specialist

I can rearrange the groceries, till there, Voila, they fit
And that's no sh**, that's why I'm The Specialist
Whoa

~Take it away Lead Guitar Specialist, Georgie!~

I'll sort out this,
Dial up The Specialist
Whoa

I come from another place
I'm wearing, yes, another face
And you never would know me
I'm not even from your century
My eyes see in infra-red
My ears hear what has not been said
I'm good at many things
Like play 'em like a xylophone until they sing

I don't have much use for dickheads
Being pig male chauvinists
They're gone like this
*Snap*
With one word from my lips
Whoa

Is it any wonder that my statue's just as big as this?

No need to wish
Dial up The Specialist...

I never miss,
Dial up The Specialist...

Oh, oh...

Yeah just like this

Dial up The Specialist
The Specialist
Whoa




Copyright 2009 ~ American Lesley Jane