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Democrats are still cool. Republicans are still assholes. ~John Lennon
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Thu Aug 09, 2012
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Democrats are still cool. Republicans are still assholes. ~John Lennon
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Republicans Are Still Assholes





1...2...1, 2, 3

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

Now, clearly, one of these said Republican assholes,
goes by the name of Edward Benjamin

Edward was nice enough to write a whole article,
can't call it news 'cause none of it is, but it's
what I will call the disingenuous article

The title of his piece of crap,
is Top 10 Unpleasant Facts About John Lennon

Well I'm John Lennon and I take that f*** in' personally you know.
What about the bottom 50 Unpleasant Facts About Me?
They're all the BEST Ones, Man

So, since you think you can just walk right in,
set right down, and piss on me f*** in' grave,

here's what for you f*** tard,

It's Zombie Day, and we're going to eat your f*** ing head, yum yum

How'm I doin' Elliot?
Yoko? You can come out from under the f*** ing bed, Yoko

So let's take a look at this wanker's little rag of sh** e,
in which, incidentally, this is how you know Republicans are
behind it, see, 'cause when you comment on it?

Yeah you can't even write the word 'sex' without it being censored.
Says a lot doesn't it. Hang on, here's a chorus.

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

So, yes Yoko
Looks like I finally came 'round to doing some Hip Hop
Damned if you weren't always ahead of your time
And ahead of the curve Yoko
Now be happy with that acknowledgement Love,
I have a lot of ass to kick this morning

I'd like to begin, by Thanking The Republicans,
For Designing, And Orchestrating, 9-11.

Oh Yes They Did.

Here's how:

A long time ago, in a land called The Sixties,
Only this was Black & White Sixties, that's right,
The REAL EARLY Sixties... when Jack was King, Remember?

Well Jack Kennedy stumbled onto, a secret back room plan
in the CIA, called Operation Northwoods, which was a plan
to fly a US plane into a building in the United States,
blame it on somebody foreign, and stir up patriotism.

Well not only does George Herbert Walker Bush,
f*** you Lesley he's your cousin, he isn't mine
not only does former President George Herbert Walker Bush
have a MySpace admitting he's the man who killed Kennedy,

he's also in actuality the author of Operation Northwoods,
the plan from 1961, we saw every little star too, wankers,
that was about fly a plane into a building, BAM, and blame somebody

only it's even better than that,
.. oh a chorus!

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

Okay, so Cousin Herbert as Lesley calls him,
killed Kennedy, designed Operation Northwoods,
and years later when he gets to be President,
he worked it all out, in the same room
with Osama bin Laden

You get it yet?
That is why Republicans could not catch Osama bin Laden
Because Osama and George Herbert Walker Bush had a deal
which Junior would not tread over, nothing like I'm treading
over the whole damn f*** ing thing now

But I know what you're saying, I know,
Nice bunch of Schooling John, thanks for that,
we'll never sleep in again we promise, but what about you John?

What about me?
You want me to answer the charges that I have no talent?
F*** you. I have no f*** ing talent and I'm the f*** ing greatest anyway then.

Oh in order is it? Well tell you what,
after this chorus...

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

Number 10.
I'm a wife beater?
No idiot, Number 10 is I'm A Loser, don't you know anything?

Well I was an asshole when I was young, and I was mean to Cynthia,
and I'm very very sorry. Never once beat Yoko. May Pang, who claims
to be my 'third wife' but she wasn't even my third asshole,
well I think I choked her to death, but-- I think I choked her to death really, I'm pretty sure of it, but sadly she came back

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9,

Emotionally Abused My Son.
Well you know, It was hard,
as a Father, To Send Down My Only Begotten Son, Jesus Julian,
nail him to a f*** in' cross called 'Dad Is Famous And I'm A Brat'
and let him live with that, but that's the kind of f*** ing c*** I am.

Number 8
Pathological Liar. No I'm not. Yes I am. No I'm not. Yes I am.
Who told you that? You did. No I didn't. Yes you did.

Number 7

Broke Up The BEATLES.
With a f*** ing ball peen hammer. WHAT?
Wanna make something of it? I also rebuilt us,
we have Lesley who's Paul only talented, we have George,
who is eternally George, and we have me, We're BEATLESEX.
And a chorus...

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

Number 6

Politically Clueless. Now this is more right-wing ass wash this is.

I had plenty of clues you idiots. More often than not they were accurate.
So I helped the Black Panthers, or hung out with them, or talked
to them, you realize to white bigots, even talking to a Black Panther
is tantamount to Uppity,

what the deal here is, you don't like my political viewpoint,
and I don't like that you're a bunch of hellbound--hellbound little piglets the lot of you, but do you see me crying about it?
No, and I won't. F*** you piggies.
The People With Money Are Called REPUBLICANS,
They Want To OWN all of you, in many ways they already do,
AND, they want to discredit the Left, by pissing on a Dead Man.
But as I said, This Is Zombie Day...

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

Number 5
Talentless.

Well you can't imagine how many lost nights of otherwise happy sleep
this one is going to cause me. BooHoo. Edward Benjamin, the useless
worthless absolute nobody, called me talentless. Whatever shall I do?
Oh Dear. Oh My. Great Heavens I sure did a f*** in' lot with no talent.

Number 4.
I'm a Follower Not A Leader?
REALLY! Edward Benjamin, while we're pointing the fingers,
and we have fingers for you Eddie Boy,
Ed Benjamin is in fact a paid lackey. Bought and paid for
by Republicans, who designed 9-11, who killed Kennedy, are you writing
all this sh** down or what? You'd better, they'll kill me
in a f*** in' week by now
Now look, I AM A Leader. To The Point That I WANT To Be. Got that?

I Led The People, Best I Could, To True Freedom as I understood it.
Love Free Live Free Die Free. Okay?
Again, they just don't like where I lead you all.
They think being led is 'get in this cage, give us your money'.
I say, No, F*** you.

Number 3

Mindless Conformist.
OH I love it when they say that.
Yeah, once Brian put us in the suits it was all over
till we said F*** You Brain and wore Sgt Pepper costumes,
which Pepper herself designed, so there we are conforming again
Curse You Sir Edward sh** typants!

Number 2

Desperate For Money And Fame.
I can quit whenever I like. Really I can. Still, pardon me for asking,
but, do you have any, uh, money, or fame, that you could spare?
Possibly? Please? Money! Fame! NOW!!!!!!

And The Number 1 Unpleasant Fact About Me, according
to Sir Edward Nobody sh** typants is,

Ah. Hypocrite, and they even have a photo of Mark David Crapman.
Well Crapman is the hypocrite, and I, John Lennon,
Am The Real Catcher In The Rye. Crapman was programmed.
We met his programmer, seemingly nice lady, but underneath, the stink

Anyone can call anyone a hypocrite. Watch how easy it is.
The Republicans are all hypocrites, they smile in your face
and put you in a cage; you are their slave. Am I an asshole ever?
Sure, but the difference between me and you is, I'll admit it.
I'm John Lennon, Ya'll Come Back And F*** Yourself Again, Hear?

Chorus please...3, 4

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours

One more time!

Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
You're all Richard Nixon
And you're all a bunch of lying whores
Democrats are still cool
Republicans are still assholes
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours
I'm John Lennon, and my farts smell better than yours
Better than yours
Sniff it
Better than yours
Breathe it
Better than yours
EAT IT
Better Than Yours

Thank you





Copyright 2012 ~ BEATLESEX