My friends date trash and they annoy the hell outta me....

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My friends love annoying, slutty girls, I hate them. So I wrote this catchy song about hating them, so in turn they'd like it, and never know it was about them. Goddamned if it didn't work.

She idolizes Paris Hilton; knows all there is to know
but things that'll keep her out of a back seat?
Nope. Because school she doesn't go.
She thinks it's so cool, to be such an idiot
But who cares. Cuz she just got some new flip-flops, yeah, like 6 pairs

why must my friends be morons and love to date these sluts?

She's a mattress a wanna be actress
She'll never let a song play for longer
Than a minute, I'm getting so sick
Because she rules the world, and I f***ing hate her

She thinks her high school like drama will mean something in two weeks
and she never misses an episode of Laguna Beach
She's so mad at her dad, cuz he bought her a new ride
But it's an 04', yuck, not an 05

She says it's about personality, yeah, not looks or money

*chorus*

and you know who I'm talking about
She's probably sitting with you right now
Bitching how she don't like this song, because
she can't dance, or sing along
Why isn't genocide leagal? Or I'll just claim insanity
and all I'd have to do is poison, all of Starbucks' coffee...

*Chorus*