Girls thinking guys want to be their friends. Guys thinking they can be friends with girls and it'll get themselves somewhere. Both idiots.

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Girls thinking guys want to be their friends. Guys thinking they can be friends with girls and it'll get themselves somewhere. Both idiots.

So please, can we just be friends?
So I can drive you to the mall again?
And listen to dumb sh*** about people you know
Because, really, that's what I'm here for...

It's the classic situation of boy meets girl
Now this chicks a dipshit, she thinks he's for real
Yeah of course I know, he just wants to be friends
theres no way in hell he'd wanna have sex
So she just sits here and strings him along
while she dabbles n babbles about whats wrong
all this irrevalent crap chicks like to talk about
and this dude is damn near ready to blow his brains out
cuz he dumb as f***, bein friends with a chick
Trust me dude, she doesn't even know you hav e adick
She always seems to forget to mention
That she has no sexual intention
As all girls do, that's why they do this crap
Look at you sucker, talking her movies back
and what's your reward? You get to be her shoulder
Nuts to this shit, that's what you should have told her
but you didn't and, now what...you givin her rides...
and you don't pay attention as your man hood dies...
I'm beggin ya'll, please....realize

So please, can we just be friends
And you....can tell me once again
About all these guys, that you wanna screw
and this inane dribble that you're so into

I'm beggin ya'll girls to f***in check yourselves
You really think any guy wants to be your pal?
Why? So we can hear how you have the hardest life
and how evertyhings the worst thing to happen since last night
Cuz everything you're into is dumber than crap
and we only put up with it to get you in the sac
but most cases this shuts a no go, kid
Cuz you're too slow to notice the motive
And this poor dumb bastard, kissin her ass n shit
Wastin your time, go do something productive
Hangin around, helpin her organize her room
Get her ready for a date cuz your a doormat goon
No one's ever gotten anywhere, playin the friend
cuz these girls too dumb to see it's all pretend
they say they don't wanna, ruin the friendship
Shit, I wouldn't either if I had a free bi***
I'm tellin you dudes, don't get in the postion
Cuz you're just fixin to picture what you're wishing
So these chicks now they can't toy us around
and they gotta put out if they want it now
Ladies, I know it's hard, but try to smart'n up
No guy wants to really be your friend, case shut...

So please, can we just be friends
And you....can tell me once again
About all these other guys, you wanna screw
and this inane dribble that you're into

So please, can we just be friends?
So I can drive you to the mall again?
And listen to dumb sh*** about people you know
Because, really, that's what I'm here for...