The full name of this song is 'I Don't Have a Lot of Nice Things to Say About Myself' but these Soundclick cocksuckers cut me off. The good news is: at twelve words I beat the Original Star Trek episode with the longest title by one word!

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This song is part of the Downfrown Cycle of songs (which is now completely written, you'll be glad to hear!). I've tried to turn parts of it into a round with questionable results, as you'll hear.

I'm not that good looking in fact I would say
That it's a pain for most people to see my ugly face
And I don't have one single interesting
Contribution to add
To any conversation that I've had
At least I've never once thought of one yet
I've had a lot of chances turn into regrets
And I don't have a lot of nice things to say about myself

People say I should smile that I should cheer up
But I just can't see why I should see a full cup
When everything lately's been coming up just short of
Not quite good enough
And I never knew a rough patch could be so rough
And I'd like to pull myself out of this hole
Before my rainclouds storm up and drown out my soul
And I don't have a single contribution to add
To any conversation that I've had
At least I've never once thought of one yet
I've had a lot of chances turn into regrets
And I don't have a lot of nice things to say about myself

I don't like people, because they always ask
Just what I've been doing (besides sitting on my ass)
And I can't seem to come up with a clever
Response to that request
I take it as a chance to get some things off my chest
And though I know that they don't really care
I want them to know just how our lives compare
And everything's just short of not good enough
And I never knew a rough patch could be so rough
And I'd like to pull myself out of this hole
Before my rainclouds storm up and drown out my soul
And I don't have a single contribution to add
To any conversation that I've had
At least I've never once thought of one yet
I've had a lot of chances turn into regrets
And I don't have a lot of nice things to say about myself