Just a humorous Christmas song.

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Rum and egg nog
Is so good for you
Give some to the family
To make for a nutty crew
So drink some more egg nog
It’s good for you
This holiday’s been crazy so go ahead and drink a few

Now let me tell ya ‘bout a fella
Who we call uncle Ray
I know what you’re thinking, he’s been drinking
But it’s Christmas time so that’s OK
Just never mind the jumbled rhymes
And his hitting on great aunt Mae
It’s Christmas time in this world of mine,
So go ahead and get sh** faced

Rum and egg nog
Is so good for you
Give some to the family
To make for a nutty crew
So drink some more egg nog
It’s good for you
This holiday’s been crazy so go ahead and drink a few

Now, great aunt Mae forgets my name
And thinks I’m in third grade
She calls me honey, gives me money
And falls flat on her face
She bumps a candle from its handle
With classy, drunken grace
We see smoke and take a look to see aunt Mae’s hair aflame

Rum and egg nog
Is so good for you
Give some to the family
To make for a nutty crew
So drink some more egg nog
It’s good for you
This holiday’s been crazy so go ahead and drink a few

The Christmas trees, holiday breeze
Mistletoe, fresh-fallen snow
Taking in a silent, peaceful night

Gives me a reason to enjoy the season
But nothing seems to work out quite so well
So what the hell…

…We’ll drink some more egg nog
We’ll feel like new
Give some to the family
To make for a nutty crew
Rum and egg nog
It’s good for you
This holiday’s been crazy so go ahead and drink a few