about a May-December relationship gone wrong

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Pre Chewed Ricotta Cheese dated for a brief time an old guy who has won some grammys. She was only half his age. Hence the name of the song.

I went bowling one day
Bowling at the bowling alley
This guy came up to me
He said "I like how you bend over when you're bowling"
I said "Who are you?"
You got a nice voice but an ugly face
He said "Honey, I can show you a place that you never been before"
So I went out to eat with him
He made me eat a f***in' peach cobbler
I ordered peach cobbler,
And he fed me a bunch of bullshit 'bout how we were connected
And I fell for that shit
I made out with that old f***in' motherf***er
Who is my dad's age,
Oh shit, he is my dad's age,
My f***in' dad's age (oooooooh)
What did I do?
At least I didn't let him go all the way
But we did other stuff
And he still wants me today
'Cos I'm a hot f***in' girl (hot)
Who's half his age
That's right, I'm half his age (half his age)
At least I can say I made out with a Grammy Winner
He's won 5 Grammy's
And I kissed that ugly mother f***er (mother f***errrr)
And he still wants a piece of me (still wants her today)
Cos I'm a mother f***in' hot girl (hot hot hot)
Who's half his age