Loosely based on the text content of a brochure I put together some years ago.

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The Brochure

Rarely in this country does a swimming pool
Reach a swimming temperature without some for of fuel
Without heating your breaststroke hands are tied
And the capital expenditure cannot be justified
Heating with conventional fuels is prohibitively high
An expensive luxury 'til the oil wells' all run dry
Opening up the gas mains bringing on the 3-phase overload
Paying for the fuel bills took my XJ off the road

I heard on the radio
A form of heating that I'd like to know, about
Please send details with "no obligation"
About your collectors of solar radiation.

Does it really work on overcast days too?
Can you guarantee the heat on something quite this new
Government departments, sport complexes satisfied?
Solar collectors providing heat as specified?
Can you direct me to a system you've installed?
One of many working in the UK as I'm told?
UV ray protected, guarantees effected working fine?
Savings on the fuel bills, Paris for the weekend clandestine.

I saw on a TV show
A form of heating that I'd like to know, about
Please send details with "no obligation"
To fix your collectors of solar radiation.

Words and music by sid lewis