CHECK THIS OUT! The only lyrics used in this song are titles of movies. From my debut album 'Sleepless Nights' now only $1.99! 17 tracks. Satisfaction guaranteed. Produced by Shamroc for Mildew Music, Inc. This is a FREE DOWNLOAD.

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Hip hop is lacking creativity.

Chorus:
Ay, yo, sometimes a movie can feel so real/ Everybody's got stories that should be caught on film/ Whether Action, Drama, Romance or Comedy/ My pen becomes a camera so the public eye can see...

Sometimes a movie can feel so real/ Everybody's got stories that should be caught on film/ Whether Action, Drama, Romance or Comedy/ My pen becomes a camera so the public eye can see...

Verse 1:
Ay yo I'm Fast and I'm Furious/ Gone in Sixty Seconds/with these methods Driven swiftly to switch records/ I Die Hard/ about to go The Whole Nine Yards/ Behind Enemy Lines/ it's showtime/ so Drive Smart/ my Final Destination is a Vegas Vacation/ with Chevy Chase in the wagon changin the radio station/ bunch of Goodfellows waitin at the Casino for beano/ got Deniro, & Pesci, Scorcese & Tarrintino/ it's Risky Business for someone like you to Snatch Powder/ you Dirty Dancing with the devil in the Dark Tower/ but all that sh*t's Irrelivant/ my Final Fantasy's to find True Romance in The Fifth Element/ get Half Baked for the smell of it/ but don't say a word/ take a Joyride for the h*ll of it/ behavior is Disturbed/ should I curb my enthusiasm/ with Sam Adams/ Last summer I know what you did/ I got your number/ I make you Scream 3 times/ and you Home Alone 2/ got 4 Lethal Weapons steppin out a Phone Booth/ made that 8mm movie/ showin' your booty/ in 15 min., you're Almost Famous & Off Duty/ see a hooker at the point/ From Dusk till Dawn/ you can get all the head you want/ just hook her up wit a jo*nt/ I'm Frantic/ catching Swordfish off the Titantic/ got locked in a room wit Jodie Foster so i paniced/ I joined The Breakfast Club/ don't even ask (nope)/ I joined the Fight Club & "b*tch tits" kicked my *ss (yup)/ I'm all About the Benjamins & Dead Presidents/ Mo' Money mo' cash/ got me chasin Stacey Dash/ I been doing Dirty Work/ & some Very Bad Things/ god d**n/ Super Troopers turnin Avalon to Copland/ they got Sham more than a couple times/ but that's Once upon a Crime/ another story in a rhyme...

Sometimes a movie can feel so real/ Everybody's got stories that should be caught on film/ Whether Action, Drama, Romance or Comedy/ My pen becomes a camera so the public eye can see...


chorus 2 times

verse 2:
Slay rappers with my Sixth Sense/ All I see is dead people/ in the Major League with Nothing to Lose then make a sequel/ The Clockwatcher/ Sleepwalker/ call me The New Guy/ see How High Sham can get/ now you try/ I got a Pretty Woman that's Waiting to Exhale/ soon I'll have some Sex, Lies, & Videotape for sale/ she gave the true meaning to that backyard's phat/ sh*t I Can't Hardly Wait to get That Darn Cat/ then she started Riding in Cars with Boys/ Kissing a Fool/ now it's War of the Roses/ Liar Liar & she knows it/ no sh*t/ I'm focused with Great Expectations/ A Beautiful Mind/ I'm trying to show the world that I truly can rhyme/ I'm standing where the real life & movies combined/ & the view here is fine/ thoughts blindin/ like The Shining/ perfect timing/ got sent Back From the Future to stop your *ss from rhyming/ delivering Mystic Pizza through Rush Hour Traffic/ Dazed & Confused, Changing Lanes, What's the Worst that Could Happen/ with no radio/ it had a Deep Impact on the rapping/ Jason hooked up with the Muppets & they all took Manhattan/ yeah, & now it's even harder to Escape From New York/ all the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles won't even work/ I'm the man with two brains/ you can call me The Jerk/ He Got Game/ enough to get all in your skirt/ gate number 9/ talk to Ben Stein about the red eye/ I'm Gone til November but Return like the Jedi/ then I strike back/ show me where the mic's at/ smokin like a Jay/ then I ask Silent Bob where the pipe's at/ Jessica Biel/ I'm trying to undress her for real/ not when she's washed up/ co-hostin Let's make a Deal/ on Hollywood Squares/ dude I'm already there/ I take Whoopi for the win, b*tch & not even care...

Chorus 2 times

(spoken outro) Sometime's life is like a movie, right. Sometime's a movie's like your life... & you the director, baby... Shamroc... Mildew Music... we out.