Ben Reilly? He's dust. Or a pile of goo.

Ben Reilly takes the time to thank the people who
have supported him, before talking about the
strange dream he had last night that he was sitting in the middle
of a field on a beautiful day, when suddenly he saw from the
periphary of his vision people walking towards him... an army of
people surrounding him before sitting down. One of them took an
apple and handed it to him and explained that they wanted him to
eat the apple as a gift, but he realized he had no teeth... but
then a giant tooth grew out of his upper gum. But you can't eat an
apple with one tooth. He began to get nervous that people would
wonder why he wasn't eating the apple and he had a moment of
panic.

Luckily, at that moment, the sun flew closer to the sun than
it had ever been in history, and as a result his first thought was
that the earth would burn up, but instead, the earth acted in the
way that a grape acts... it shrivled and turned into a raisin
version of the earth. The ground wrinkled and became mountains and
the people got crushed together into a big pile. Only moments
before he'd been panicking, but being crushed together, he realized
that all of his senses became much more vivid in the way that a
raisin is more intense tasting than a grape... Sounds, emotions,
love... And just as the earth was becoming a much more rich and
vivid place, he found himself in this pile of people. This pile of
people became a groping pile of love and goo and he realized that
Gamehendge is a state of mind and you don't have to get there
physically. He decided then that everyone needed to know how simple
it was to turn yourself into a seething pile of goo, so he called
upon the Famous Mockingbird to spread the word about this...