A doo-wop song about salad, the food of choice for vegetarians and skinny people.

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I really wanted to write a doo-wop song. There was salad in the fridge. Ta-da.

It's green, crispy and crunchy,
and sometimes with ranch dressing,
or sometimes with blue cheese,
you know which food I'm addressing,
oh please,
such a crime,
not to order each time you dine,
Oh salad,
You're my favorite dish.

It's leafy and enticing,
It keeps you oh so thin,
well I guess it depends on the salad,
You'd get fat if it were dressed with margarine,
If you please,
Listen close,
You can eat it with jam and toast,
Oh salad,
You're my favorite dish.