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Johnny Joyce Theme Song
A parody for a friend of mine, comedian Johnny Joyce
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About the song
A bunch of comics, including yours truly, got together last weekend to roast the host of the comedy shows at the China Blossom in North Andover, MA.
Can you guess what his name is?
This is the theme I wrote and recorded to open the show.
Can you guess what his name is?
This is the theme I wrote and recorded to open the show.
Lyrics
Here at the China Blossom
He's the king of comedy
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Some people say he's awesome
But, they don't say that for free
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Johnny Joyce
Johnny Joyce
We're still not sure which one is his real voice
(HA! HA! HA!)
That Sponge Bob shirt
Still holds the dirt
From 2003
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Johnny Joyce
Johnny Joyce
A judge has ruled he can't go near young boys
(HA! HA! HA!)
We hope the jokes tonight
Will make you laugh so hard, you pee
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
He's the king of comedy
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Some people say he's awesome
But, they don't say that for free
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Johnny Joyce
Johnny Joyce
We're still not sure which one is his real voice
(HA! HA! HA!)
That Sponge Bob shirt
Still holds the dirt
From 2003
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
Johnny Joyce
Johnny Joyce
A judge has ruled he can't go near young boys
(HA! HA! HA!)
We hope the jokes tonight
Will make you laugh so hard, you pee
J-O-H-N-N-Y J-O-Y-C-E
