A parody of Neil Diamond's, love anthem, "Sweet Caroline", only this one is about a man's relationship with his beat up, old car.

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The original idea was conceived by Dee Range. With his permission, I re-wrote his parody to make it more like the original song, in hopes of getting folks to sing along when I perform it live.

My old sedan
I just can't keep it goin'
Seems like there's always somethin' wrong

Rusted out springs
I'm lost without the jumpers
I don't believe she'll run for long

Fan, f*** in' fan
Screechin' out
Buggin' me, buggin' you

Cheap car o' mine
Damned thing never ran no good
Can't do inclines
If someone pushed me up, I could

But now my idiot light
Tells me I'm almost empty
I filled her up today at two

Muffler sounds worse
I almost missed that boulder
I duct-taped the floor
Where it came through

Horn, f*** in' horn
Blaring out
Buggin' me, buggin' you

Cheap car o' mine
Damned thing never ran no good
Can't do inclines
If someone pushed me up, I could

Oh no, no......

Cheap car o' mine
Damned thing never ran no good
Can't do inclines
If someone pushed me up, I could

Cheap car o' mine
Damned thing never ran no good