A parody to the immortal Tony Bennett's 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco'.

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I sure hope Spam and Crisco forgive me for this. Oh yeah, and Tony too!

Those pastries made in Paris
Just somehow come my way
I’ll take some of them home
To eat another day

Never share, I eat alone
Ate a lot and this man fattened
I’m growing some
It’s a pity what I weigh

I wrecked my heart with Spam and Crisco
I eat my fill, food calls to me

I love those little dessert carts
Eat half the cakes and tarts
Each morning dogs with chili yeah
Get my share

My large waist’s there
From Spam and Crisco
Above the shoes I’ll never see

I am a home for you, Spam and Crisco
Food golden fried is fine with me