A parody of Elvis Presley's '(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear'.

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It's amazing what you can get for the price of some cheap beads!

Baby let me see
Your lovely titties bare
Take these beads from ‘round my neck
And flash that pretty pair
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

I’d bet all the tea in China
You’re not a babe who stuffs
So undo the hooks behind ya
And let this poor boy see them in the buff

Just wanna see your titties bare
Pull that blouse up to your neck
Reveal the treasure there
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

Baby let me see your mounds of milky-white
Some humdingers you’ve got there
They jiggle left and right
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

I don’t need to see vagina
I don’t have beads enough
I’m sure there is none that’s finer
But I just can’t afford your lovely muff

Just wanna see your titties bare
Hike that blouse up to your neck
And give the twins some air
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare
Oh, let me see
(Oh, let him see your titties bare)
I just wanna see your titties bare

Backing Vocal:

Yup, I wanna touch ‘em mamma
Yup, I wanna cup ‘em mamma
Whoops, you’re gonna topple over
Yup, you got a couple whoppers
Yup, I want ‘em
What bazombas!

2 cups, full up
D cups, full up
2 cups, full up
D cups, full up
What bazombas!