A comical rap song about my friends life in oxted

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Abide came round with some ps1 music generator songs, and i liked the riff i used for the plucked strings, i created a tune, and wrote most of the lyrics, even the insults about myself, created this tune, and got him to rap the lyrics. this is a couple of years old, and even though could do with a remaster is very popular on other sites, so i thought I would bring it over to soundclick

I open my eyes and what do I see
its big jimmy biffter stairing back at me
a put it to my lips and the taste is sweet
and i heard my bredders rocking out to this beat

I closed my eyes, then rose from my seat
I had to venture forth to find some munch to eat
but i stopped of in there room and the looked at me
I'd forgotten my pants, ya know I thought i felt free

so after I recovered, they passed me the zut
i put on some pants and had another toot
grabbed up some munch and gelled back my hair
went down to oxted to check the girls there

All I saw was Glacit, christian and james
cos this is oxted and its always the same
popular for chavs thats it only fame
and the mental little bredder we all know as fade


we got a cinema with one f***ing screen
uncomfortable seats that they never ever clean
and everythings closed by half past 10
so we sit around bored and smoke another ben

we could take a train and leave this place
but it cost alot and theres a last train race
the underaged just hang around mace
waiting for some drink so they can get faced


Yo abide, yo abide
what the f*** you think your doing with your f***in life
yeah abide, yeah you tried
you did your f***ing best but in the end you still died
yo abide, yo abide
99 coins and you lost your last life
hey abide, oi abide
that what we call a hazy green life

so i linked up with christian and i chatted about beats
I chatted about ganja and I chatted the streets
I chatted about boobies and how there nice and round
I chatted about bad tunes and how there all underground

I chatter chatter chatter chatter on the phone chatter
I bust a rubish lyric and all the girls begin to scatter
I contemplate on things that dont really matter
cos all i really care about is the chatter chatter chatter

I went in the spoons, and got thrown out again
too many games of joeburg, and croacking like a drain
I aparantly stole a burger, i only ate one ring
i thought it was truth dogs and he dont mind that ting

I aint had sex in ages, but not as long as Joe
cos the amount he's been waitings longer than this flow
he's been flexing beats n chattin on the phone
oh right u know that anyway cos ur the guy u know

Didn't do much else, and I returned to my place
slapped the sterio on and cranked the drum n base
played some f***ing tenchu and cut of some heads
then blazed another zut and turned the heads to shreds

So what you doing later man? I've really gotta know
cos if you do not tell me, than that is rubbish joe
i'll meet u in the park for a spliff in an hour
just let me wash my crotch in the mother f***ing shower