An old bit from a radio show I used to do. we would take dear Abby letters, and I'd respond. An no, I am not rasist, so spare the hate mail.

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this is one of several segments from an old radio show. My friend would find Dear Abby letters where the people would ask serious questions, and I'd twist them and make them swful. Of course I don't believe anything I say, and I did it just for the fun of it. All my responses are off the cuff as I wasn't given any letters ahead of time.