Somebody got with his girlfriend.

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yo dudes, it was brought to my attention upon its original release ((coughing sound raul santiago)) that apparently some vox were hard to understand on the original copy of this so i 'went ahead' and remixed down and i took out and lowered some of the backups. i include this information now for the interested, the uninterested alike, and the questionable use of commas.

chrous:
he walked into the party with a shotgun cocked um
somebody got with his girlfriend
everybody knew it was a dude in his crew who
shouldn't have got with his girlfriend
the party's off jumpin while the sawed-off's pumpin
he's been bumpin lines & drinkin in his mind he's only thinkin
somebody got with his girlfriend
 
once there was a man with a beautiful wife right? she was so hot just like a bulb on a bright.  they were so romantic they'd hold hands and have tantric sex in the middle of campus.  stamp your feet.  this beat's so sick it's gory. you can dance around while i spit this story. sip some more weed & blaze up the whisky.  ya better listen close. are you roastin with me?  so this couple's real close and they're only getting closer.  boozing with his boys they be booing when he toasts her. used to have an Old School poster in his room but he had to make room for their photos from Cancun.  he spring break wifed her that's how much he liked her.  that's why it might hurt if she wore a tight shirt and went out just like he didn't exist.  Drew attention from his boy like she's Never Been Kissed.  they get drunk like Bengal at a bar in Ohio.  tequilas & Coronas like it's Cinco de Mayo. where was he? workin on a 5 to 7. sniffin lines of ritalin sittin high in heaven. cause if he finishes it now he can go to Jeff'a apartment ingest Bakardi & go to Seth's party.  but that's all the next night this is only Wednesday.  his boy's with his wife like it's bang a friend's girlfriend day.  finishes his paper like 7 in the a.m.  hollers voicemail doesn't know she played him.  but everyone knows his wife Veronica blew his friend Jason like a harmonica.  and they had sex.  that's not okay or cool cause gossip like that gets around the school.  the tension grows and everyone knows eventually he's just bound to know.  and so it goes popped gets the weasel.  smeared his portrait like a wobbly easel.  it could happen to you if it happened to him and if it happend to Em then it could happen to Kim.  but it happened to Billy.  oh yeah that's his name.  Thursday was the night that everything changed.  no one knows for sure where he got the shotgun.  some say he borrowed it.  others say he bought one.  either way he got one & he shows up drunk & the party's bumpin.  Jason was humpin his girlfriend last night and he can't let it go.  one-hand Terminator pump.  let it blow.  he walks in the door.  everyone screams.  Jason's on the couch readin a magazine.  Jason looks up scared as shit.  he knows he smashed Billy's goddess like a heretic.  you're a snake said Billy.  please wait said Jason with a face like a ghost and his heart is racing.  but he knows Billy knows that it's hard erasing what he did last night so assassination is the only option for this insane boyfriend.  he shits his pants i mean sorry mom he soiled them.  at this point Seth's like come on man.  you don't want to do this. think about your fam.  there'll be other girls.  you still have a chance.  click click.  jason anticipates a bang.  wait.  just then Veronica runs out. please Billy sorry Billy please put the gun down.  sundown yesterday we were so happy.  how could you do this?  please Billy slap me.  it's not his fault.  don't blame Jason.  come on Billy.  it was only one occassion.  all we did was kiss.  i swear on my life.  i don't believe you but you're still my wife.  so i'm just gonna smoke his ass tonight.  meanwhile Jason's face is aghast afright.  he should've run away but he's petrified.  please God please don't let me die.  Billy takes aim for the massive butcher & maiming. and that's when Ashton Kutcher just came in all Billy bro drop the pump.  don't be silly man.  you just got Punk'd.
 
chorus
 
but nobody got with his girlfriend.
nobody got with my girlfriend.