It all came in someone's demented dream

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Driving back to Callahan
With a turkey in his pickup truck
Gary looked out the back window
To see the turkey get up and jump

That might not seem very strange
But the turkey was headless and plucked
Got out as it hopped off the bridge
Swimming like a butterball duck

Ain't gonna get stuffed
Know I've had enough
Gonna have a good old time
Swimming in the creek
Looking like a freak
Gonna have a great old time

Gary got down to the river bank
Saw a hundred turkeys in the stream
Swimming around all synchronized
He knew this had to be a dream

He picked them up one by one
Couldn't find the one that he bought
Knew his turkey had gotten away
When he woke up all sweaty and hot

Ain't gonna get stuffed
Know I've had enough
Gonna have a good old time
Swimming in the creek
Looking like a freak
Gonna have a great old time

Ain't gonna get stuffed
Know I've had enough
Gonna have a good old time
Swimming in the creek
Looking like a freak
Gonna have a great old time