a bouncy techno thingy

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Rick does an inventory, and comes out of it smelling like verb

I really (really) think the
most of myself.

I repeat these things over and over,
to myself throughout
the day,
in my hourly periods of
meditation,
and recluse with my life-sized mirror.
(I take it with me everywhere I go.)

"I can compress the most words
into the smallest ideas than
any man I know."
(Ain't I grrreat?)

I can continue to be an infant for decades
after my first piece of ass.
(Ain't I grreat?)

I sincerely do beleive that the sun just WAITS
to RISE JUST to hear me crow... if you know
wad I mean.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

NO ONE... and I repeat NO ONE
can have a higher opinion of me
than I do of myself,
and I think I AM a dirty stinking rat
MOST of the time, but I lie some of
the time, so I guess you'll really never never KNOW
about this one.
(Ain't I grrreat?)

Most people can cause great happiness
WHEREVER they go.
I AM known for causing great happiness
whenever I leave.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM soooo open-minded that the
wind just sails right through.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM your best friend.
I would NEVER stab you in the back.
I will stab you in the front.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM THE GREATEST.

Just WHY do I have to PROVE to everyone just how wonderfull and
genius I AM... Why can't they just TAKE my WORD FOR IT???

Each and every time a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of
the universe, Cybill SHEPHERD gets
laid (again) in another and my Mother farts !

P.S. Bible says to ...

LOve others as you love yourself.