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Can't Be Sane
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Parody of Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus
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Jeff Reuben


Thu Jul 01, 2010
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Story of my life!
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At inappropriate times I act a bit wacky
Make you want to smack me
Wearing clothes that are tacky, I'm nuts like that
Try to take my picture and I'll start making faces
Lacking in social graces
Always seem out of place
Yeah, I'm weird like that

I go through shrinks like red lights when I'm running late
My momma thinks that I have given up on dates
Now I am still hoping to find my perfect soul mate
My true love will be able to relate

I can't be sane, she won't complain, cause she's my dame
Might wonder what's wrong with my brain
I can't explain
Why I'm deranged,
I can't act right now cause I'm insane

When I live with 58 cats it won't be a shocker
I'm off of my rocker
Cause I'm like a cuckoo clock
(I am the Sofa King!)
I spend too much time in the cornfields of Indiana
Sometimes go bananas
Dance like Hannah Montana
I rock like that

My sister says that I should try to act my age
Not wear a wizard hat and black robes like a mage
Or dress up like a bird and dance 'round in a cage
So bad I just laid an egg

I can't be sane, or I'd be lame, that's not my game
I lost my marbles down the drain
I can't be sane
I won't be plain
I can't be proper cause I'm insane

I'll smash my face in a cake
Then bathe in a chocolate shake
Eat fruit that is fake, I'll step on a rake, I'll bellyflop with no lake
I'm crazy
I'm spacey
I'm crazy
Don't tase me
(I can't be sane)

My parents said don't be afraid to be myself
I'm pushing forty but still acting like I'm twelve
I learning spells from my imaginary elves
Don't fret if I don't seem well
I can't be sane, I don't feel shame, no one to blame
I can't can't, I just can't be sane
I must be crazed
Now I'm amazed
I can't be normal cause I'm insane