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Santa Stole Our Toys
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Parody of C*m On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot/Slade
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Jeff Reuben


Wed Dec 10, 2008
Comedy : Parody
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Lyrics
Santa stole our toys!
Sad girls and boys
We got robbed, robbed, robbed
Sob, sob, sob!

Thought that he was such a jolly guy
Slid down the chimney
To leave cool games
For lads and dames

Couldn't hurt to try a little bribe
I baked him cookies
But when he left
My dad yelled, "THEFT!"
All our stuff...was gone

Cause Santa stole our toys!
No Christmas joy
He yelled, "Take a hike"
Took my bike

Santa stole our toys
Kris Kringle's ploy
Was to sell our stash
For cash

Daddy chased him up onto the roof
Santa was ready
He ripped up dad's jaw
With Santa Claws

With the pitter-pat of reindeer hooves
He's gone already
He jumped in his sleigh
Then got away, and he yelled,
"Ho, Ho, Ho!"

Santa stole our toys
I'm so annoyed
Took our flat TV
Burnt down our tree

Santa stole our toys
Christmas destroyed
Now St. Nick's at-large
And In charge
Ride on!

(Guitar Hero solo)

Thought I'd have a new X-Box this year
With Madden football
But now I'm pissed
They were on his list

Had the nerve to take a Cabbage Patch
From my poor kid sister
I heard her cry
"Please Santa, why? Was I bad?"
"Oh Ho!"

Santa wants some more
Kids lock your doors
Or he'll come inside
Rob you blind

Santa took our games
He's got no shame
Stuffed them in his sack
That's whack!

Santa (Santa) stole it
Reindeer deployed (Deer deployed!))
They'll get major bucks!
They're gonna get doe (Ho Ho Ho!)

I hope he gets caught tonight! (Santa stole our toys)

(Santa): "What's in my sack?" (sad girls and boys)
"I got Nintendo?!
HELL YEAH!!"

Wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah

Santa stole our gifts
We're all so miffed
We got squat, squat, squat

Wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah.